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helloampersand: lovethexo: scared-eyes: intensehomo: Everyone in the apartment complex I lived in knew who Ugly was. Ugly was the resident tomcat. Ugly loved three things in this world: fighting, eating garbage, and shall we say, love. The combination of these things combined with a life spent outside had their effect on Ugly. To start with, he had only one eye, and where the other should have been was a gaping hole. He was also missing his ear on the same side, his left foot has appeared to have been badly broken at one time, and had healed at an unnatural angle, making him look like he was always turning the corner. His tail has long since been lost, leaving only the smallest stub, which he would constantly jerk and twitch. Ugly would have been a dark gray tabby striped-type, except for the sores covering his head, neck, even his shoulders with thick, yellowing scabs. Every time someone saw Ugly there was the same reaction. “That’s one UGLY cat!!” All the children were warned not to touch him, the adults threw rocks at him, hosed him down, squirted him when he tried to come in their homes, or shut his paws in the door when he would not leave. Ugly always had the same reaction. If you turned the hose on him, he would stand there, getting soaked until you gave up and quit. If you threw things at him, he would curl his lanky body around feet in forgiveness. Whenever he spied children, he would come running meowing frantically and bump his head against their hands, begging for their love. If you ever picked him up he would immediately begin suckling on your shirt, earrings, whatever he could find. One day Ugly shared his love with the neighbors huskies. They did not respond kindly, and Ugly was badly mauled. From my apartment I could hear his screams, and I tried to rush to his aid. By the time I got to where he was laying, it was apparent Ugly’s sad life was almost at an end. Ugly lay in a wet circle, his back legs and lower back twisted grossly out of shape, a gaping tear in the white strip of fur that ran down his front. As I picked him up and tried to carry him home I could hear him wheezing and gasping, and could feel him struggling. I must be hurting him terribly I thought. Then I felt a familiar tugging, sucking sensation on my ear - Ugly, in so much pain, suffering and obviously dying was trying to suckle my ear. I pulled him closer to me, and he bumped the palm of my hand with his head, then he turned his one golden eye towards me, and I could hear the distinct sound of purring. Even in the greatest pain, that ugly battled-scarred cat was asking only for a little affection, perhaps some compassion. At that moment I thought Ugly was the most beautiful, loving creature I had ever seen. Never once did he try to bite or scratch me, or even try to get away from me, or struggle in any way. Ugly just looked up at me completely trusting in me to relieve his pain. Ugly died in my arms before I could get inside, but I sat and held him for a long time afterwards, thinking about how one scarred, deformed little stray could so alter my opinion about what it means to have true pureness of spirit, to love so totally and truly. Ugly taught me more about giving and compassion than a thousand books, lectures, or talk show specials ever could, and for that I will always be thankful. He had been scarred on the outside, but I was scarred on the inside, and it was time for me to move on and learn to love truly and deeply. To give my total to those I cared for. Many people want to be richer, more successful, well liked, beautiful, but for me, I will always try to be Ugly. this is the best thing i have ever read in my whole life I almost cried I cried. You all need to read this. I just died on the inside. And cried.
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helloampersand:

lovethexo:

scared-eyes:

intensehomo:

Everyone in the apartment complex I lived in knew who Ugly was. Ugly was the resident tomcat.

Ugly loved three things in this world: fighting, eating garbage, and shall we say, love. The combination of these things combined with a life spent outside had their effect on Ugly.

To start with, he had only one eye, and where the other should have been was a gaping hole. He was also missing his ear on the same side, his left foot has appeared to have been badly broken at one time, and had healed at an unnatural angle, making him look like he was always turning the corner. His tail has long since been lost, leaving only the smallest stub, which he would constantly jerk and twitch. Ugly would have been a dark gray tabby striped-type, except for the sores covering his head, neck, even his shoulders with thick, yellowing scabs.

Every time someone saw Ugly there was the same reaction. “That’s one UGLY cat!!”

All the children were warned not to touch him, the adults threw rocks at him, hosed him down, squirted him when he tried to come in their homes, or shut his paws in the door when he would not leave.

Ugly always had the same reaction. If you turned the hose on him, he would stand there, getting soaked until you gave up and quit. If you threw things at him, he would curl his lanky body around feet in forgiveness. Whenever he spied children, he would come running meowing frantically and bump his head against their hands, begging for their love. If you ever picked him up he would immediately begin suckling on your shirt, earrings, whatever he could find.

One day Ugly shared his love with the neighbors huskies. They did not respond kindly, and Ugly was badly mauled. From my apartment I could hear his screams, and I tried to rush to his aid. By the time I got to where he was laying, it was apparent Ugly’s sad life was almost at an end.

Ugly lay in a wet circle, his back legs and lower back twisted grossly out of shape, a gaping tear in the white strip of fur that ran down his front. As I picked him up and tried to carry him home I could hear him wheezing and gasping, and could feel him struggling. I must be hurting him terribly I thought.

Then I felt a familiar tugging, sucking sensation on my ear - Ugly, in so much pain, suffering and obviously dying was trying to suckle my ear. I pulled him closer to me, and he bumped the palm of my hand with his head, then he turned his one golden eye towards me, and I could hear the distinct sound of purring. Even in the greatest pain, that ugly battled-scarred cat was asking only for a little affection, perhaps some compassion.

At that moment I thought Ugly was the most beautiful, loving creature I had ever seen. Never once did he try to bite or scratch me, or even try to get away from me, or struggle in any way. Ugly just looked up at me completely trusting in me to relieve his pain.

Ugly died in my arms before I could get inside, but I sat and held him for a long time afterwards, thinking about how one scarred, deformed little stray could so alter my opinion about what it means to have true pureness of spirit, to love so totally and truly. Ugly taught me more about giving and compassion than a thousand books, lectures, or talk show specials ever could, and for that I will always be thankful. He had been scarred on the outside, but I was scarred on the inside, and it was time for me to move on and learn to love truly and deeply. To give my total to those I cared for.

Many people want to be richer, more successful, well liked, beautiful, but for me, I will always try to be Ugly.

this is the best thing i have ever read in my whole life

I almost cried

I cried. You all need to read this.

I just died on the inside. And cried.

Fairy Tail: Dokidoki Ryuuzetsu Land (Spoilers!)

HOLY SHIT THE BEST FUCKING THING IN THE WORLD AT THE MOMENT I’M SO GOING TO WATCH THIS AGAIN AFTER I’M DOING FREAKING OUT ABOUT IT

LAXUS, YOU PRECIOUS SEXY BASTARD. YOU AND YOUR LIGHTNING BOLT SWIMMING TRUNKS I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU REALLY LISTENED TO YOUR GRANDFATHER AND STARTED STRETCHING EVEN THOUGH YOU’RE NOT GOING TO SWIM YOU PRECIOUS BASTARD YOU’RE SO ADORABLE LIKE THAT WAS THE BEST THING I’VE SEEN OUT OF THE WHOLE OAD AND YOU LOOKING AFTER MAVIS LIKE A GOOD OLDER BROTHER WOULD AND THAT “What..?” TOWARDS THE END OMG YOU’RE KILLING ME THAT WAS CUTEST THING AND YOU GO AFTER THE TWO RESPONSIBLE FOR THE ENTIRE THING ON BEHALF OF YOUR GRAMPS AND THE FIRST MASTER YOU’RE SO ADORABLE LET ME HUG YOUUUU DAMN

ELFEVER FEELLLS BUT WHY DID YOU HAVE TO STONE HIM IN THE END EVER YOU COULD’VE HELD ONTO HIM AND HAD SOME GOOD CUDDLE TIME WHO CARES IF EVERYONE ELSE SAW YOU TWO TOGETHER CUZ YOU ARE SO ARE

JERZA FEELS JELLAL YOU PERVERT DON’T MIND THE BOOBIES PRESSING AGAINST YOUR MANLY CHEST, TAKE IT AND COVER YOUR GIRL UP SO NO ONE SEES HER PRIVATE PARTS. I MEAN, COME ON, POOR ERZA’S SWIMSUIT IS COMING OFF BOTH TOP AND BOTTOM COVER HER UP AND ENJOY IT WHILE YOU CAN

GAJEVY - IF ONLY YOU DIDN’T HAVE MOTION SICKNESS GAJEEL, YOU WOULD ENJOY THE MOMENT SO MUCH MORE BUT LEVY HE’S HUGGING YOU HE’S HUGGING YOU

FLARE APOLOGIZING WAS MOST ADORABLE THING EVER IT WAS GOOD IN THE MANGA BUT NOW IT’S LIKE AWWWWWWWWWW

POOOR HAPPY DON’T WORRY CARLA STILL LIKES YOU

NATSU YOU SLY DOG YOU GETTING EVERYONE TOGETHER ON THE LOVE LOVE SLIDER

BICKSLOW. BICKSLOW. YOU DID NOT JUST SAY “THEY’RE SO TOGETHER” AND ROLL YOUR TONGUE. YOU DIDNOT. BUT YOU DID AND I CAN’T STOP SQUEALING CUZ THAT’S THE GREATEST THING I’VE HEARD YOU SAY 

I ONLY WATCHED THE RAW VERSION AND I DON’T UNDERSTAND ALL OF IT BUT HOLY FUCKING SHIT I’M GOING TO WATCH IT AGAIN AND AGAIN BECAUSE IT’S THE BEST FUCKING THING EVER AND I CAN’T STOP RAGING ABOUT HOW GOOD IT IS AND *explodes*

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