221bbarricade:

zanetehaiden:

snow-anne:

king-for-a-vagina:

benedicttcumberbatchh:

carryonmy-assbutt:

sassygayklavierspieler:

fandombarf:

alexander2539:

fandombarf:

There’s a dollar in my g string

THAT IS YOUR D STRING. G IS ALL THE WAY ON MY LEFT.

EXCUSE ME you uncultured swine. That IS my G string. LEFT TO RIGHT IT’S: C G D A ON A CELLO. And if you notice the dollar is wonderfully tucked in my G STRING.
DO NOT DOUBT MY SIX YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.

FUCKING VIOLINISTS

THEY’RE NOT CALLED VIOLINISTS THEY’RE CALLED CELLISTS

IT,WAS THE VIOLINIST THAT THOUGHT IT WAS THE WRONG STRING JESUS CHRIST

This is just one massive train wreck

String players can be a bit high-strung.

y’all need to cellout

We all need to calm down before this gets violin-t

How to get Adobe Photoshop CS6 Free:
[Disclaimer: This only works on Windows]

Things you’ll need:
• YOU NEED TO HAVE AN ACCOUNT WITH ADOBE // sign up here
 Adobe Photoshop CS6
[you can download it from the official site here // I have also uploaded the set-up file here: RAR | ZIP
 Amtlib.dll
64 Bit: RAR | ZIP 
86 Bit: RAR | ZIP
• DeviantArt Folder (this folder contains all the files; amtlib (x64/x86)set-up fileAdobe Download Assistance) // [ZIP]


**NOTE: The AdobeDownloadAssistance is for those who are having trouble with the set-up file, you’ll still need an account with Adobe.  


If you are downloading the set-up file from the Adobe site or the file I uploaded, you’ll need to have an account because it will ask you for your username and password when you are installing Photoshop CS6. The downloading time depends on your Internet speed. You can also download the set-up file here: RAR | ZIP.
Because I won’t be providing you with a serial number you must install Photoshop CS6 as a trial, this a crucial (not really) step because otherwise the tutorial won’t work. I will try my best to be as specific as possible so you guys won’t get confused.

How to Install Photoshop:
(if you know how to install it, feel free to skip over these steps)
 Click on the Set-Up file, this box will pop-up (it usually takes about 2-3 minutes to finish)
 After the previous box finishes loading this box will appear, make sure to click where it says “Try: I want to try Adobe Photoshop CS6 for a limited time”.
 Another box will appear this time containing the Adobe Software License Agreement, click the Accept button.
 The Sing In Required Box will appear, click the Sign In button.
 Type in your Adobe ID and Password and sign in.
 Depending on your operating system select your Photoshop version. // OR YOU CAN STILL BOTH VERSIONS, is up to you :D
[To find on what system your computer operates, go to the Start Menu > Control Panel > System and Security > System > Scroll down to System Type. It will tell you the version.]
• Finish the installation. 

Now that you have Photoshop installed:
• Go to your “Computer” located in your Start Menu.
 In your “Hard Disk Drives”, click on Local Disk (C:).
 Locate your “Program Files” folder and click on it .
[ for some of you there might be two folders, in my case I clicked on Program Files (x86) but again this depends on the system your computer is operating ]
 Locate the “Adobe” folder, open it.
 Locate the “Adobe Photoshop CS6" folder, open it.
 Scroll down until you find the amtlib.dll file.
  Right click on the amtlib.dll file and rename it so it becomes amtlib1.dll
(this step is also crucial if you don’t rename the files it will NOT work, when you are renaming the files a box might appear, just click Continue. )
 Now drag the amtlib.dll (64 Bit: RAR | ZIP // 86 Bit: RAR | ZIP ) file into the Adobe Photoshop CS6 folder.
 Now you should have two .dll files, it should look like this. (your folder should contain both the amtlib.dll and the amtlib1.dll)

Some computers might require a re-start, if yours does just re-start and open your photoshop, it shouldn’t ask you for a serial number or anything, and is now an extended version not a trial.

FIN!

[Here is a F.A.Q post, because on my last tutorial I got a lot of repetitive questions and it should be helpful for both you and me. Please make sure to read it, your question might already have an answer. Also be sure to check any asks I have answer, you might also find your answer there. ^^;]

That is all, have fun and enjoy :D 

monobeartheater:

absorr:

ultrafacts:

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 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

imsirius:

Dan: There was this one time where, in this room actually, Michael Gambon and Alan Rickman and - I think Alfonso was kind of coordinating it - took the opportunity to play a practical joke on me

Alfonso: It was very good because it was a bunch of sleeping bags and Dan asked us to have his sleeping bag next to this particular girl that he fancied - 

Anonymous

Anonymous asked:

Shut the fuck up about 50 shades of grey. No one fucking cares

winchesterinengland:

oh hun

let me just give you a quick run down of all the things wrong with this ask:

1-you assume i care what some asshole anon has to say when i have 300 pounds and i’m going kikass birthday shopping today

2-you assume id care about some asshole anon any other day of the year

3-i care about the 50 shades of grey thing. and whether you do or not is irrelevant to me because you are, after all, just an asshole anon

4- this is my blog and i’ll post whatever the fuck i want, if you cant take three fucking posts about something without turning into a soggy cum stained dishrag then i suggest you make use of that unfollow button because youre gross

5- lemme break this down for you

if you dont care about this 50 shades situation, you need to grow the fuck up and look at the facts

the fact is the book was so misinformed that all the practises about bdsm culture were ignored and shit all over.

he ignores the safeword

he legitimately rapes her

he never explains everything about bdsm culture to her, shes so misinformed its ridiculous

and all of this is going even more public than it already has and its being romanticised and released on valentines day 

like “happy valentines honey! i bought some ropes i dont actually know how to tie and a whip i dont actually know how to use and i’m going to just gloss over the fact you’re uncomfortable because that clearly doesnt matter!”

incorrect use of a whip can cause organ failure

incorrect knots used on wrists or feet can literally cause them to need to be amputated

its perpetuating rape culture in ways ive never seen it be advanced to this leve; and if you dont care then youre truly disgusting 

you dont care about the kids not fully understanding their sexuality being abused by older people who they think are totally allowed to do this shit?

you dont care about the people that will be raped because of this because hey apparently rape is sexy?

you dont care about the fact that the bdsm culture is, once again, being portrayed as people who are fucked up and must have been abused to be that way rather than normal people who enjoy a kink in their own homes?

you dont care about the fact that youre not supposed to bleed on your first time. ever. and now tons more girls are going to think that its completely normal? that tons more guys will? that tons of people are going to think its expected for the female to bleed when SHE WONT IF SHES BEEN SUFFICIENTLY TURNED ON AND STRETCHED ITS REALLY NOT THAT HARD

you dont care about the stereotype of subs not actually enjoying bdsm culture is being widespread? that all subs dislike it and simply have an ulterior motive?

you dont care about the underlying message of the book being “a woman should give everything, including herself, to a man”?

you dont care about all the people in abusive relationships that will think “oh well this must be normal then” and stay there?

christian grey is a run-of-the-mill abusive boyfriend. he isnt a dom. 

a dom loves his/her sub completely and the motto of bdsm is "safe, willing and sane" (or something like that anyone feel free to correct me)

it means that both partners have to be completely willing, with boundaries, safewords and everything worked out before they even think about touching eachother intimately. 

if something is a boundary, you dont fucking do it

that simple

if the safeword is used it stops. everything stops

that simple

a dom should treat his sub like a goddamn princess (unless they have prearranged and understand that he wont eg-pet play, slave play where anything outside of the bedroom is also in the same dynamic HOWEVER IT IS STILL CONSENSUAL SO IT IS STILL OKAY)

a dom is not christian grey

but millions of people are going to think he is and are going to think that thats the way bdsm should be and they’ll get involved in something very dangerous if they dont have the real facts.

that people will think its romantic because this shit is scheduled for valentines day  to treat your partner like shit, abuse her, and that what? getting them off absorbs you of all your shit? no. this is so fucking gross and im not taking a backseat when this shit happens

so in conclusion

literally fuck you, you insensitive fuck stain, this issue is so fucking important.

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